Eliana Osborn

My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.

I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.

Don’t listen to horror stories about airplane tantrums. Listen to me while I let you in on the secret perks of seeing the world with kiddos.

My husband is worried about stigma, about Owen feeling different, about epilepsy being part of his identity. Those are sweet concerns, really. And I get it — I love the kid too. I’d never want to make his life harder in any way.

My sister Liz is full of wisdom, like my favorite quote I’ve shared with practically everyone I know: “Every pair of underwear has two good sides.”

How do you love someone who continually does things to hurt himself? I’ve been holding a phone with my stoned, sobbing brother on the other end for nearly 20 years. I keep picking up the pieces, keep having my heart break, because he’s my brother.

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.