Eliana Osborn
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Read...I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.
Read...If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.
Read...My main reason for doing reading testing, enduring a bus ride to a field trip about weapons engineering, and other thrills? Stalking.
Read...I’m full of emotions: pride, awe, fear, nerves. The spelling bee first, then the piano recital. Two different kids, same mom. Same me, wanting to prevent my boys from pain and discomfort. Same me, biting my tongue and smiling broadly in support.
Read...When did I discover that sterilization isn’t as cut and dry as it seems? While sitting in a hospital gown, signing my life away, awaiting surgery.
Read...I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.
Read...Size, like age and salary and whatever else, is just a number. Pretending numbers don’t measure things isn’t helpful. I’m 38 years old: That isn’t good or bad, but it IS different from being 18 or 50.
Read...1. Write a damn letter.
Read...Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.
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