Eliana Osborn

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

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We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.

I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

84% of full professors in America are White. In case you were unsure, that does not match the overall makeup of the country or the student body.

There are some days of parenting that are magical, full of unicorns and four leaf clovers and lottery winnings. Those are the moments when I catch myself, just for a second, feeling content and happy and looking around trying to freeze things. Out of 7000 days, those maybe make up five a year.

Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.