Eliana Osborn

Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.

Full-fat dairy may be “healthier” for you than low-fat dairy. “May” be, as in, probably is, like with numbers and science and stuff.

I’m not a fan of repeating things over and over so that they lose their meaning. "Pledge: a solemn promise or agreement." It is that extra level, the solemnity, that makes me uncomfortable with casual usage.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

Sick of hearing about your friend's perfect pregnancy?Give one of these amazing gifts at the baby shower and you shouldn’t have to worry about this anymore.

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.