Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.
Read...My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.
Read...Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.
Read...I’m not broken by this therapy failure. Jane wasn't the person to help me at this point of my life. Someone else WILL be.
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...After years in apartments that should have been condemned, even these sad restroom facilities were vast improvements. And so we stayed, the husband and I, vaguely embarrassed when guests stayed over and commented on the bordello vibe of the bathroom.
Then we had a kid. No working bathtub suddenly seemed like a big deal. And the functional bathroom spaces weren’t places you’d want to hang out. There’s a lot of bathroom time once you’ve got tiny humans. (You’ve been warned.)
Read...I’m full of emotions: pride, awe, fear, nerves. The spelling bee first, then the piano recital. Two different kids, same mom. Same me, wanting to prevent my boys from pain and discomfort. Same me, biting my tongue and smiling broadly in support.
Read...1. Write a damn letter.
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
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