Eliana Osborn
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Read...Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.
Read...There are some days of parenting that are magical, full of unicorns and four leaf clovers and lottery winnings. Those are the moments when I catch myself, just for a second, feeling content and happy and looking around trying to freeze things. Out of 7000 days, those maybe make up five a year.
Read...Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.
Read...In Anchorage, Alaska, there are 5 hours, 27 minutes of daylight on December 21. The good news: The numbers only go up for the next six months. The bad news: December 22 has merely seconds more light.
Read...1. Write a damn letter.
Read...How do you love someone who continually does things to hurt himself? I’ve been holding a phone with my stoned, sobbing brother on the other end for nearly 20 years. I keep picking up the pieces, keep having my heart break, because he’s my brother.
Read...They were horrible.
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