Eliana Osborn
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It is hard to find any real numbers about how many people do "direct sales" or how much money they make. The web is full of either big promises or pissed-off former sellers. What I do know, from bazillions of friends and family, is that making much more than pocket money means selling like a real job. Yes, it might be more flexible, but there’s no magic formula.
Read...If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.
Read...I cried every single day of my life until I was 18 years old. I did not know this was abnormal.
Read...Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.
Read...Perfectly Karaoke Or Lip Sync A Song: You may think this is less important than the other items on the list. You are wrong.
Read...You know how someone can give you a compliment that you know isn’t true? Like, they tell you a dress looks good when you are absolutely certain that is not the case? But if they keep saying it looks good, you start to think “Yeah... this looks good.”
Read...If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.
Read...Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.
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