Eliana Osborn
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Full-fat dairy may be “healthier” for you than low-fat dairy. “May” be, as in, probably is, like with numbers and science and stuff.
Read...How do you love someone who continually does things to hurt himself? I’ve been holding a phone with my stoned, sobbing brother on the other end for nearly 20 years. I keep picking up the pieces, keep having my heart break, because he’s my brother.
Read...84% of full professors in America are White. In case you were unsure, that does not match the overall makeup of the country or the student body.
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...When did I discover that sterilization isn’t as cut and dry as it seems? While sitting in a hospital gown, signing my life away, awaiting surgery.
Read...I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.
Read...What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors
Read...If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.
Read...I’ve got two tales of hideous male behavior — at the elementary school, somewhere typically full of good vibes and happiness and all that.
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