Joni Edelman

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

It doesn’t get any more difficult to insult ourselves, regardless of how old we are. It would be ideal if it got easier to respect ourselves, but it generally doesn’t do that either. Every year you age, and every year the aging you looks at the you of the years before and thinks, I can’t believe I thought I was fat/ugly/etc.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

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I am tired of taking medication. I am tired of relying on the manufactured versions of the chemicals and hormones my body could — should? — make for itself.