Joni Edelman

It doesn’t get any more difficult to insult ourselves, regardless of how old we are. It would be ideal if it got easier to respect ourselves, but it generally doesn’t do that either. Every year you age, and every year the aging you looks at the you of the years before and thinks, I can’t believe I thought I was fat/ugly/etc.

When I had my first child, I couldn't have prepared for the way it would make me feel.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?