Joni Edelman

You may have seen the acronym "HAES" floating around the Internet, and that is because the "Health At Every Size" movement has taken over THE WHOLE WORLD.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.