Joni Edelman

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

Now that I've embarked upon the decade I once considered "old," there are a few things I'd like my 20 (and 30) year-old self to know.

What to really expect when you're expecting.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.

She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

I am tired of taking medication. I am tired of relying on the manufactured versions of the chemicals and hormones my body could — should? — make for itself.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.