Joni Edelman

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

I guess the point of a spiritual awakening is just that; if you were already awake, you wouldn’t need a moment that was self-defining. You’d already be defined.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.