Joni Edelman

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

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The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.