Joni Edelman

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

With the help of the midwife—and immense effort on my part—Ella finally slid out into the water. But she was limp, pale. It was scary.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.