Joni Edelman

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

Suffering is America’s favorite thing to do. We starve ourselves to lose weight, and we’re a success story. We don’t sleep, and we’re just getting SO MUCH DONE. We do a thousand things a day and involve our kids in a thousand activities, because somehow, in some perverted way, that makes us successful.

It's #STDAwareness week here at Ravishly. We're kicking it off with this handy chart!

What to really expect when you're expecting.

4. A high school government class.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.