Joni Edelman

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Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

It's always so good to know the folks doing the work you're doing.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.