Joni Edelman

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

In honor of World Bipolar Day, I present a sample stream of consciousness based on my experiences living with this disorder.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

How do I raise a boy to love and respect all women regardless of size in a world where he is bombarded with images of what is attractive?

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[CN: suicide, overdose] Gratitude stops me from ending my life, but it doesn’t stop me from wanting to end my life. Even the fierce love I have for my family doesn’t mean I don’t feel utterly hopeless sometimes.