Joni Edelman

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

Compassion for myself is not a thing I do. It is not a thing I have ever done. It is not a thing I feel comfortable doing. It's time I stop for compassion.

4. A high school government class.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

"She has created an important space on the internet and in the real world, a space that women and girls are free to take up however they please."

As a stay-at-home mom, I've made plenty of sacrifices. Where are my accolades?

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.