Joni Edelman

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

Compassion for myself is not a thing I do. It is not a thing I have ever done. It is not a thing I feel comfortable doing. It's time I stop for compassion.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.