Joni Edelman

I want my kids to have an understanding of the truth of sex, the ins, the outs, the details no one wants to ask anyone—least of all their mom.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

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Misogyny is pervasive. And my three boys are living it all.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”