Joni Edelman

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

It doesn’t get any more difficult to insult ourselves, regardless of how old we are. It would be ideal if it got easier to respect ourselves, but it generally doesn’t do that either. Every year you age, and every year the aging you looks at the you of the years before and thinks, I can’t believe I thought I was fat/ugly/etc.

What to really expect when you're expecting.

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

photo credit: Lindy West (instagram), by

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.