Rebekah Kuschmider

Maybe grown-ups do their best physical work in a spin class with an instructor telling us when to stand up and when to sit down, but kids get enough of that kind of structure in the classroom. What they really need is more time to do their own thing.

In other words, you can’t cut off a source of health care because you got all wee-wee’d up about a sketchy video.

President Obama plans to visit a mosque in Baltimore, MD. He’s going there to speak about the problems associated with global anti-Islamic bigotry and to promote religious tolerance. He delivered a similar message about anti-Semitism at the Israeli embassy last week.

Yesterday, Americans got to take yet another trip to the magical realms of WTF as FBI Director

Guys. GUYS!

If you ever want to see what happens when young people aren’t given necessary information about sex, sexual activity, or contraception, look to China.

There’s another entrepreneur out there who wants to teach us to masturbate better, too. And they’re ready to send smart-tech into our vaginas to make it happen.

Your dog was destined to be your best friend. It’s SCIENCE.

ERMERGERD! ERLEXANDER HERMILTON!

See, sex requires everyone in the room be on board for whatever is happening. Some people like to think that they’re so in tune with their partner that they know what they can do and what they can’t do, but that’s a dangerous supposition. At any moment during a sexual encounter, something can change. Consent can be withdrawn.