Rebekah Kuschmider

Your dog was destined to be your best friend. It’s SCIENCE.

It's Gun Violence Awareness Day, and it's time for everyone to take action on this critical issue. Here are just a few ways to work towards preventing the needless and tragic rate of gun violence in America.

Your kitty may be making you kinky.

Maybe grown-ups do their best physical work in a spin class with an instructor telling us when to stand up and when to sit down, but kids get enough of that kind of structure in the classroom. What they really need is more time to do their own thing.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear tight black t-shirts.

Apparently, the trend of very sheer tops that allow the nipple to make its presence known is the inspiration for this new twist on cosmetic surgery. Celebs have been photographed with nips in evidence, and people are bringing the photos to doctors' offices to say: “Give me these nipples, pretty please.”

Underpants are how you dress your CLITORIS! Your clitoris desires something fancy, don’t you think? Something soft and slinky or lacy and feminine or red and racy.

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!

Students at Arkansas colleges and universities are finding some new information added to orientation materials:

If the point they’re trying to make is that creepers are gonna creep, well, I hope they get a look in the mirror while they’re in there.