Rebekah Kuschmider

We all spoil our pets, right? I’m certainly guilty of it. My dog’s favorite things are bully sticks, which are literally dried bull penises. They cost about $1 a pop and that’s kind of splurge for an animal who can amuse herself by licking her own butt.

Institutions can and do fail citizens, but as communities we can fix some of their mistakes.

It is January 19, 2017. It is the last day of Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency.

I am not sure the human race is really good enough to deserve dogs.

As of April 8, several forms of birth control are available directly from pharmacists without a doctor’s prescription.

My new goal for this summer is to get my hands on Winecream. I’ll let you know if it’s as magical as I think it will be.

Ever feel sick of it all? Want to run away from home?

Your kitty may be making you kinky.

Yesterday, the big news in food science was that BUTTER ISN’T BAD FOR YOU AFTER ALL! It turns out that butter, like other saturated fats, isn’t the health demon-food that we were once told it was. I think now we’re supposed to do Kermit-arms and dance around rejoicing that we can butter our toast with impunity.

This weekend, she took to CNN and fielded a question about Trump’s recent statements about abortion, wherein he suggested that the official Republican platform should include room for exceptions to an all-out abortion ban in the cases of rape, incest, or risk to the life and health of the mother.