Rebekah Kuschmider

It makes us feel better to say “My kid would never…” but you know what? Any kid might. They run into the street, they climb too high in trees, they put things they find on the ground in their mouths — and it all happens in a second, while a parent’s head is turned.

I’ve gotta say, mind-magic like this would be an exciting addition to the scope of presidential powers.

So, you’re on your way to work. You’re dragging and want a little pick-me-up before you hit the office.

After The Attacks In Orlando, Here Is How You Can Actually Help

The question of where trans people get to go to pee has been in the news a lot lately.

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump spoke to the NRA last Friday and received their endorsement.

Underpants are how you dress your CLITORIS! Your clitoris desires something fancy, don’t you think? Something soft and slinky or lacy and feminine or red and racy.

(Sidebar: anyone who puts baby cats in a bag and tosses them in the trash does not deserve to keep breathing the same air as normal kitty-loving people.)

You could probably look on the internet and find people whining about the changes, but I’m in too good a mood about seeing women and minorities on my money to go looking for bigots and their rainy damn parades.

Great news Laydeez! Someone has finally decided to hone in on the scourge of rectangle shaped phones that have been plaguing us all! After all, everyone knows women can’t use rectangles!