Rebekah Kuschmider

In the space of less than a week, Trump has proved what we all suspected was true: He’s just an overblown internet troll who can’t handle it when a woman stands up to him.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!

The late actress Bea Arthur gave us many wonderful things in her lifetime. Vera Charles. Maude Findlay. Dorthy Zpornak.

Maybe grown-ups do their best physical work in a spin class with an instructor telling us when to stand up and when to sit down, but kids get enough of that kind of structure in the classroom. What they really need is more time to do their own thing.

If you ever want to see what happens when young people aren’t given necessary information about sex, sexual activity, or contraception, look to China.

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!

After much deliberation, the Food Police have determined that caffeine, in moderation, is still not bad for people. You are free to drink 400 mg of caffeine a day— the equivalent of 36 ounces of regular coffee — and nothing bad will happen to you.

Mr. Trump has a very short time to learn the difference between citizen-to-citizen speech and citizen-to-government speech.

Yesterday, Donald J.

You know how humans sometimes put out in order to pay their rent? Well, penguins put out to get building materials for their nests.