Rebekah Kuschmider

Attention: vegans, friends with food allergies, and people who love to eat raw batter! You are about to have the best weekend ever!

In other words, you can’t cut off a source of health care because you got all wee-wee’d up about a sketchy video.

Universal Standard's co-founder Alexandra Waldman says she was inspired by her own misadventures in shopping for larger sizes, which resulted in “a hodgepodge look, without the ability to express your own style.”

Apparently, the trend of very sheer tops that allow the nipple to make its presence known is the inspiration for this new twist on cosmetic surgery. Celebs have been photographed with nips in evidence, and people are bringing the photos to doctors' offices to say: “Give me these nipples, pretty please.”

If you ever wanted proof that the moral arc of the universe always lands in the right place, we have only to consider the fate of internet shock-jo

The Obamas are meeting with the Queen Elizabeth II of England this week in honor of her 90th birthday. They gave her a custom photo album with pictures of the Queen with past Presidents and First Ladies.

The good news is that we seem to be gaining adult supervision in the White House for the moment. And in Congress. And also at the FBI.

Hopeful readers, may I present to you, the three-time mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota: DUKE!

Would a llama really take out a lynx? The Lynx Trust says yes, but sheep farmers remain unconvinced. While no ruling has been made on lynx or llama introduction, the winner of this battle royale may end up being the sheep that fuel the local economy and many a Sunday dinner.

Reason number 6,742 Why Sex Is Awesome: It might help prevent prostate cancer!