Rebekah Kuschmider

Hi. Happy Super Tuesday. Did you get out and vote if your state is holding a primary today? Good, good.

Good news, marijuana smokers! Scientists have recently discovered that everyone’s favorite weed is not actually associated with lower IQ scores!

Gigi Hadid would like you to know that unwanted touching is not acceptable.

Do you want a man known for calling people “losers” to be sitting at a table with all the major economic powers in the world and trying to work out international trade deals or arms agreements? Or do you think he’d offend everyone in the room so much that he’d turn us into a global pariah?

Of all the weird powers granted to various branches of the government, the right of U.S. senators to conduct filibusters — to keep talking as long as they want — is one of the weirdest.

I am not sure the human race is really good enough to deserve dogs.

Who doesn’t dream of retiring from their day job and relocating to the Caribbean? Well, soon the dolphins at the National Aquarium in Baltimore will get to do just that.

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!

Can you believe it’s only been eight weeks since Trump took office? That’s not even a full school marking period.