Rebekah Kuschmider

Reason number 6,742 Why Sex Is Awesome: It might help prevent prostate cancer!

Looking at the sun with unprotected eyes leaves the eyes vulnerable to damage. You can cause damage in as little as 90 seconds. 90 NON-CONSECUTIVE seconds.

Do you know about skin cancer? Of course you do. It's not like it's a secret. Skin cancer is a very bad thing that can happen to anyone with skin. So if you're planning on tanning it up this year, easy solution: just don't.

Got a kink? Think you’re weird because of it? Turns out, nah. Kink is in!

And you can even bring your dog to the dog!

Am I betraying the core values of feminism by voting for a man when there’s a woman candidate in the race?

Today’s #FurballFriday is brought to you courtesy of my children.

So, remember a couple weeks ago when President Trump lost his mind on Twitter and started

Musician Kid Rock has announced that he intends to run for the Senate as a Republican in Michigan. Athlete and reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner has teased about a run as a Republican in California. Neither would-be candidate has filed the official candidacy paperwork as of this time. I hope they don’t. At least not until they learn something about governance.

The Congressional baseball game has been happening for over 100 years. It is a highlight of summer among Beltway folks. And during this morning's practice, some fuckwit opened fire. And he shot people who could have been my husband, or any of his bosses, or any of his coworkers, or any of our myriad friends on the Hill. And I am shattered.