Rebekah Kuschmider

Is it because whoopee is more fun when there’s less chance that your orgasm will result in a diaper blow-out 40 weeks later?

Hopeful readers, may I present to you, the three-time mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota: DUKE!

I’ve never read the Quran or attended a Mosque, but I’m pretty certain that if anyone had the chance to speak directly with the god Allah or the Prophet Muhammad, they would not be saying “Bitches be crazy, yo. Keep them bitches down.”

THEY THINK SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

This election season so far has raised a series of questions.

Dogs are probably the world’s greatest source of unconditional love. You don’t have to do much to earn the love of a dog.

Your body is your very own canvas, and you have the right to turn it into whatever work of art you want to display to the world... The root cause of rape is rapists, not short skirts, push up bras, or tight pants.

Wanna vape? You’re gonna need ID for that.

Would a llama really take out a lynx? The Lynx Trust says yes, but sheep farmers remain unconvinced. While no ruling has been made on lynx or llama introduction, the winner of this battle royale may end up being the sheep that fuel the local economy and many a Sunday dinner.

As the US elections draw closer and the consequences of an unfavorable outcome writhe through our nightmares, some of us may be wandering the inter