Rebekah Kuschmider

I want to know how much yoga a person would have to do to be able to vote with their vagina. And kegels. Sooooo many kegels.

If the first line of your personal dating profile reads: “Must love combovers, bankruptcy court, and misogyny,” have I got good news for you! There is now a special dating site just for singles who support Donald Trump.

Your dog was destined to be your best friend. It’s SCIENCE.

Drop the douchebag, folks. Your vagina will thank you.

We interrupt this dumpster fire that is the United States of America in 2017 to bring you what is probably the most horrifying news in the history

So far, April is mainly just walking around and not giving birth, which is probably annoying to poor April. There’s nothing quite like the end of pregnancy, when you just want to be done with it and get to the part where you have a baby. Maybe it’s different for giraffes, but that’s sure how I felt when I was pregnant.

The government of

There’s another entrepreneur out there who wants to teach us to masturbate better, too. And they’re ready to send smart-tech into our vaginas to make it happen.

If you could get your period to last only 20 minutes, would you?

“I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!”