Rebekah Kuschmider

The special counsel is former FBI director Robert Mueller. The same FBI director who, under President George W. Bush, threatened to quit rather than unconstitutionally wiretap U.S. citizens without a warrant. This is a by-the-book, law and order kind of guy. And his chief ally within the Department of Justice at that moment? James Comey.

Yesterday, Old Navy sent out a tweet to alert us all to a sale. Woohoo! Cheap summer clothes! Everyone likes cheap clothes! Right?

Have you ever wanted to have sex like Gwyneth Paltrow? Me neither, but she has finally turned her attention — and the latest issue of Goop — to telling us all about sex in the Paltrow-verse. I rushed right over and read it so you don’t have to.

It was only a matter of time before virtual reality brought us the sex toy of the future. That time, apparently, is now.

A new survey finds that single folks using online dating tools are likely to have sex early on, with the intent of assessing the relationship's potential.

It doesn’t even get to the biggest question: when will airlines start offering complimentary cocktails at all price points?

Earlier this week, the Trump administration decided that the most pressing issue on their plates is where school children pee.

There’s a long history of law enforcement honoring the sanctity of a house of worship and refusing to conduct raids on them, no matter who is inside. This gives asylum seekers time to find a way to establish legal status.

So, remember a couple weeks ago when President Trump lost his mind on Twitter and started

Follow these tips and you will look well-rested, you will not have camel toe, your underwire won’t poke you in the armpit, your hair will smell nice, your knuckles might not crack in the cold weather, and you will have enough money leftover for icing and sprinkles for the next absurd elementary school party. Huzzah!