Rebekah Kuschmider

So, you’re on your way to work. You’re dragging and want a little pick-me-up before you hit the office.

In a world shrunken down to the size of a phone screen, we don’t always even connect with another person’s eyes. Going someplace to touch and be touched might reaffirm our humanity.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!

. . . dabbling in botulinum toxin is not an anti-feminist act. However . . . and this is a big however . . . it is a symptom of a system that values appearances in a pretty screwed-up way.

This week, the golfer in chief launched TrumpTV, a series of Facebook live updates detailing the great state of the universe according to Donald Trump.

You know how humans sometimes put out in order to pay their rent? Well, penguins put out to get building materials for their nests.

The truth is out there, and only one presidential candidate wants you to know what it is. And that candidate is Hillary Clinton!

You all know what that means, right? Matching “Thank you for being a friend” t-shirts and “Picture it! Sicily, 1932!” tote bags for everyone! Wheeee! Oh, and cheesecake. So much cheesecake!

ERMERGERD! ERLEXANDER HERMILTON!

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!