Rebekah Kuschmider

So, I got up on Saturday morning, got myself a cup of coffee, opened Facebook and was almost immediately rewarded with a live image of a giraffe in

We all know that presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump’s favorite subject is Donald Trump.

OK, folks, it’s possible that Trump has finally crossed the line.

I have ventured into the world of Harry Potter over and over again, and every time I finish the series, I feel like I’ve learned another life lesson. So I just want to say thank you to J.K. Rowling for the gift she gave us.

I want to know how much yoga a person would have to do to be able to vote with their vagina. And kegels. Sooooo many kegels.

I guess that’s why the slogan is “HE went to Jared” instead of “SHE went to Jared”. Only HE could afford to shop there after working there.

Yesterday, Americans got to take yet another trip to the magical realms of WTF as FBI Director

A guy named Dave Johnson swears up and down that the Ramsey family staged the whole thing and then went on to live new lives as the Perry family. He cites Katy Perry’s eyebrows as proof. "You know, the eyebrows don't change much on a person," he claims. "You're born with your eyebrows.”

The question of where trans people get to go to pee has been in the news a lot lately.

Hopeful readers, may I present to you, the three-time mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota: DUKE!