Rebekah Kuschmider

“You know, in my next life, when I come back, I want to be someone in the WTA because they ride on the coattails of the men. They don't make any decisions, and they are lucky. They are very, very lucky. If I was a lady player, I'd go down every night on my knees and thank God that Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal were born because they have carried this sport. They really have.”

As the weeks of the Trump administration march awkwardly on, the question of

Can you believe it’s only been eight weeks since Trump took office? That’s not even a full school marking period.

Kids are now colluding with the clowns. This. Is. Serious.

Earlier this week, the Trump administration decided that the most pressing issue on their plates is where school children pee.

Is it because whoopee is more fun when there’s less chance that your orgasm will result in a diaper blow-out 40 weeks later?

Nail polish maker Orly has teamed up with Muslim Girl, a great lifestyle and current affairs website started by a young Muslim woman, to develop a line of breathable nail polishes that allow water and oxygen to penetrate the lacquer. The new line, called #HalalPaint, will debut this summer.

If Doritos wanted to change something, I’d say they should make their chips slightly smaller so the edges don’t scrape the roof of your mouth when you bite into them. That’s all.

Mr. Trump has a very short time to learn the difference between citizen-to-citizen speech and citizen-to-government speech.