Rebekah Kuschmider

If you answered can, please go to Houston. People need your help. Hurricane Harvey is a catastrophic situation.

LGBTQ activists and the mayor of London have come up with a new, polite, inclusive opening for Tube announcements. Employees will now say “Hello everybody” as their opening phrase, rather than "ladies and gentlemen."

Mr. Trump has a very short time to learn the difference between citizen-to-citizen speech and citizen-to-government speech.

Before EMS could get to the scene, about a dozen people lifted the bus up and got all the passengers out to administer aid.

I’ve gotta say, mind-magic like this would be an exciting addition to the scope of presidential powers.

CANCER NEEDS TO KEEP ITS GRUBBY MITTS OFF OF OUR ARTISTIC LEGENDS, DAMMIT.

In a world shrunken down to the size of a phone screen, we don’t always even connect with another person’s eyes. Going someplace to touch and be touched might reaffirm our humanity.

Given the current gulf between the two candidates in terms of primaries and delegates won, it’s pretty safe to say that we’re looking at a Trump nomination.

Underpants are how you dress your CLITORIS! Your clitoris desires something fancy, don’t you think? Something soft and slinky or lacy and feminine or red and racy.

If Doritos wanted to change something, I’d say they should make their chips slightly smaller so the edges don’t scrape the roof of your mouth when you bite into them. That’s all.