Rebekah Kuschmider

Is there anything better than baby animals? No, there is not. Baby animals are the best.

The year is 2017. Women have been entitled to all the rights of citizenship for 98 years.

Woohoo! Sex is good for your brain! IT’S SCIENCE!

And here I thought the best way to improve sexual performance was to be attentive to your partner and discuss what feels good and what feels even better. Silly sex-positive me.

“And I saw something wrapped around her, so I ran up and punched it in the side of the head,” Gibbs told the CBC. “At that point, I realized it was a cougar.”

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear tight black t-shirts.

First of all, it seems practically criminal that they don’t call the device a joystick. I mean, really? Really.

You can’t deal either, can you? Of course you can’t. So listen: let’s stop talking about this scum-sucking-bottom-feeder and focus on something happy. Like a puppy finding a home and a job.

One of the most popular Snapchat accounts these days isn’t a Kardashian, nor is it someone who once dated a Kardashian. It’s a plastic surgeon.

I got a puppy last fall, and I’ve spent about a zillion dollars on different things for her to chew. She really likes bully sticks, which are dehydrated bull penises. It cracks me up every time I give one to her and say, “Here. Go eat a dick.”