Today in, Wow, People Are Actually WEEPING: The shadow of the moon covers the sun and for a while, some of America goes dark.
I mean, if you're in the Path of Totality, it goes dark; if you live where I do, it just looked a bit like a storm was brewing.
We viewed the eclipse through a cereal box but I came inside before it was over because it's just the sun and a moon-shadow and I have work to do.
I know it was Very Very Exciting for other people, and I know I should probably be amazed but I was honestly just busy, so I'll get my news like everyone else, from Twitter.
And I'll share it with you because I'm cool like that.
First Place Photobomb Award goes to, The International Space Station.
— Eric Alper (@ThatEricAlper) August 21, 2017
Not sure what's going on here, but it's genius.
— SauceMonsters (@SauceMonsters) August 21, 2017
— Kirk Hinz (@Met_khinz) August 21, 2017
Cheers to the fools out there (including our president).
— String Beans (@StrBeans) August 21, 2017
Hero of the day, Dr. Eugene Gu.
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) August 21, 2017
I guess I'm... Oracle of Sacred Strength.
— Verafide Designs (@verafide) August 21, 2017
MIC FRICKING DROP.
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) August 21, 2017
Mic drop AGAIN.
— Ali Leonard (@AliLeonardMC) August 21, 2017
And my personal fave.
— Sister Clare Bass (@SisterClareB) August 21, 2017