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Sex Survey Says, "Rich Men Give Better Orgasms"

Actually, my orgasm doesn't depend on your bank account. This "science" is an insult to women and clitorises everywhere.

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Study Suggests Sad Songs Help Soothe Emotional Pain

Going through a breakup? Blast some Adele!

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In Ending Her Own Life, Brittany Maynard Raises Fraught Questions About Assisted Suicide

Should terminally ill patients have the right to end their own life?

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A Vegetarian's Worst Nightmare: Vegetables Know When They're Being Eaten!

According to actually legitimate research, you shouldn't eat that salad . . . murderer.

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UPenn Offers "Wasting Time On The Internet" Class

Before decrying the state of education, hear us out: This course makes a lot of sense.

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Please Stop Talking About Your Amazing Life Experiences, Says Study

New research reveals the social costs of "extraordinary experiences" . . . and why I rarely discuss my backpacking trip to Asia.

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What Does Teen Sexting Mean For The Standards Of Future Politicians?

If "everyone" is doing it, will the future be more forgiving of public expressions of sexuality?

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New Study Finds Binge Drinking Lowers Sperm Count

Hypothetically, this gives a somewhat free-ish pass to the contraceptively lazy who like to drink. Don't let it though, obviously.

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