I'm an animal person; I'll pet like, anything. But if I had to choose between a dog and a cat, I'll take the dog. As my pal Ian says, "cats are just so condescending."
Not to mention fickle, indifferent to our presence and anger-pee on things when they've been "disappointed." But this semi-harrowing video shows a cat I'd like to call my own—fierce, brave, a true warrior—and a dog that just might be Cujo incarnate.
Oh, and gird your loins for the final shot. (There will be blood.)