Trump-eared dog (image credit @JVR1992)
Today in Things That Are Far More Fitting Than They Should Be: A beagle with an ear cyst that looks like Donald Trump.
Swear to god.
Chief The Beagle has a cyst in his ear. It's a thing that happens to dogs sometimes — especially dogs will long hanging ears like Chief's.
What usually DOES NOT happen is a cyst bearing a striking resemblance to the President of The United States.
Our President has been reduced to a sac of pus. Yes, folks, that's how bad things have gotten.
Chief's mommy, Jade Robinson said the following, "There’s a lot of negativity on the internet and to me it’s the little things that make me smile and it’s nice to know Chief has made people smile — even if it’s his ear."
Smile. Cry. Whatever.
Jade is trying to raise enough money to have the cyst removed.
If only removing Trump was as simple as this cyst.
(God, I wish that was a joke.)
If you'd like to donate to the fund, you may do so by clicking below:
https://t.co/WyEm2RonBg Hi guys please donate to my Chiefs just giving page to help find his vet treatment!
— Jade Robinson (@JVR1992) November 5, 2017
If you'd like to donate to the fund to have Trump removed from office, you can go here and make your voice known (and it won't even cost you a penny).