Brianne Hogan

For a long time, romantic love was an esoteric thing to me that I assumed would occur eventually, like taxes and having your clothes dry-cleaned.

Seriously, the lady is Busy with a capital “B.”

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accidental movie star. founder of crankytown. wannabe villain.

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I’ve decided that I no longer want to depend on an exchange of cultural consumption or “comparing lives” currency in order to feel good about myself.

Dry humping my pillow and imagining it was David Duchovny seemed a much hotter alternative than doing the real thing.

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