Jess Lahitou

Dear Mr. Morgan,

Maybe you’re an aspiring novelist, or maybe you know one.

So Michael Moore is known as a provocateur.

Back in my early twenties, I struggled financially. But more so in that much-mocked Millennial quest of “finding myself,” I made a number of questionable decisions.

Tim Kaine and Mike Pence both showed themselves superior to their presidential ticket counterparts. Ouch.

There were two stories that emerged from last night’s Republican debate: 1. The matchup between Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio, arguing over immigration policy and foreign policy (Cruz: no amnesty, build a wall, bomb ISIS while somehow not harming innocents. Rubio: eventual legalization of illegal immigrants, strengthen borders, work with Arab partners to defeat ISIS, more troops).

Because it looms a mere three days away, the subject of President-elect’s inauguration is a media fascination. Will there be protests?

What do you say? What do you say when the unthinkable happens?

Perhaps you’ve noticed that Democrats and Republicans aren’t getting along so well these days.

Never before has a group of college students expressed such clever commitment… to the tax code.