Jess Lahitou

While watching the third Republican debate last night on CNBC, I thought to myself: Self, you’re going to have to write a straight review of this thing. The candidates are too wonky tonight to be caricatured, and even Donald Trump has reigned himself in significantly. The debate was billed as “Your Money, Your Vote,” and the questions hewed pretty close to the economy. Read: not many social-issues gaffe bait.

Wonderful Wednesday news for you: Donald Trump suffered not just a loss yesterday, but a double-digit loss.

You can send all thank yous to Wisconsin. The Badger State’s Republican and conservative power players created a united front against Donald Trump.

Nothing about his sexism is complicated. Right? According to election results, wrong.

As part of our election coverage, we endeavor to give all relevant parties a voice. As such, we felt one key player had been overlooked in the ubiquitous media Trump coverage: Donald Trump’s Hair.

So Michael Moore is known as a provocateur.

That’s what Syria is — our morally bankrupt foreign policy, impossible to escape, impossible to fix.

A few weeks ago, I thought we might actually celebrate the end of the 2016 election.

This is the first time I’ve seen a sitting president “spin” a clear military defeat to save his own ego, and use a bereft and heartbroken wife in order to get away with it. Disgust is not the right word. Horror, maybe. Disbelief and revulsion crashing into each other.

Tim Kaine and Mike Pence both showed themselves superior to their presidential ticket counterparts. Ouch.

One question here: why is a major government agency unable to fix its Twitter account for over a year? Two questions: Who is Marc Rich?