Jess Lahitou

Never before has a group of college students expressed such clever commitment… to the tax code.

I should begin by clarifying that I am no political reactionary.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump won big in yesterday’s New York Primary contests.

Rejoicing or weeping will depend on who you are, but let’s look at what happened either way.

Democrats:

Trump’s ability to kick it with top-notch op-ed crews is just nonexistent. As the New York Times’ interview with Trump shows, the man remains ever unable to give a simple, on-point answer. And Twitter's had a hey-day with his responses.

McMullin winning Utah's six electoral votes could deny both Clinton and Trump from getting to the necessary 270 electoral votes required to become president. And that opens up a world of odd-ball scenarios for who the next president might be.

Millennials know the '90s were the best decade for music in our lifetime (arguably, best decade EVER). But it’s easy to forget just how many un-freakin-believably kick-butt-love tunes were packed into that 10 years. Let’s rehash the '90s for the autumn lover.

A few weeks ago, I thought we might actually celebrate the end of the 2016 election.

While watching the third Republican debate last night on CNBC, I thought to myself: Self, you’re going to have to write a straight review of this thing. The candidates are too wonky tonight to be caricatured, and even Donald Trump has reigned himself in significantly. The debate was billed as “Your Money, Your Vote,” and the questions hewed pretty close to the economy. Read: not many social-issues gaffe bait.

Perhaps you’ve noticed that Democrats and Republicans aren’t getting along so well these days.