Joni Edelman

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

It's always so good to know the folks doing the work you're doing.

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.