Joni Edelman

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

It's always so good to know the folks doing the work you're doing.

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

4. A high school government class.

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.