Kate Ryan
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I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...Alma couldn’t understand why her Yelp reviews were so dismal. She didn’t advertise herself as a magician. She was a hair stylist.
Read...For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...We all love our dogs. However, some of us take it a little too far, convincing ourselves that our dogs are actually our children. You call your dog your “baby” one day, and the next thing you know, you’re pushing him or her down the street in an expensive stroller. How did we get here? Trust me, it’s a slippery slope. Here are 12 signs you might have a dog-child.
Read...She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...She knows you’re not supposed to call it an “it,” but she honestly can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl or . . . undecided.
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
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