Kate Ryan

He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.

She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.

Recently, it was announced that the Ocean’s Eleven remake will be ladies-only too. Could it be that we’ve embarked on an era in which women take center stage?

Motherhood is easily the toughest, most sacred job on earth. Without moms, the human race simply wouldn’t be here. But personally, I’d rather dangle myself from dental floss over a volcano full of spiders than push another human being out of my body.

One of my biggest fears is having a random stranger ask me, "how it’s going?" They might as well ask if I’d like to step into their van and get murdered.

Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?

Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.

One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.