Kate Ryan
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There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...The Gap come autumn: where normcore and film noir cleverly collide.
Read...We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.
Read...It was a tradition of theirs. When siblings Sue and Johnny went home to their mother’s for Christmas, they watched the 11 o’clock local news.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
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