Kate Ryan
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Kate Ryan Articles
A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.
Read...There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.
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