Kate Ryan
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A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?
Read...“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.
Read...One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.
Read...Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.
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