Kate Ryan

She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.

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He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.

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Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.

She knows you’re not supposed to call it an “it,” but she honestly can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl or . . . undecided.

She couldn’t imagine the water she sat in, the water that enveloped her body, wanted to be here.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.