Kate Ryan

12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

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Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.

One of my biggest fears is having a random stranger ask me, "how it’s going?" They might as well ask if I’d like to step into their van and get murdered.

Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.

My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.

Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.

Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.