Sarah Gladstone

No one wants to have to say, “Shalom! I’m a child of Israel, and you are . . . ?”

The ice cream truck may be tainted forever.

Watch Drake don a beard and question unsuspecting pedestrians about himself...from peeing in a Baby Gap to crying after an awards show, it seems the public doesn't think too much of him.

"No! Come back! I just want to love you!"

Even if those muscles remain mostly unflexed, there is a potential violence that’s present in the flash of a badge or the barrel of a gun.

In our youth-obsessed society, the elderly are nearly invisible, hovering near the edges of existence.

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

A look into Aubrey Plaza's Latina pride.

The internet is weird and gross and hilarious and helpful.

We love the cast, but we're wary of spin-offs (even though they don't necessarily have to flop) ... and please, no more yellow umbrellas.