Sarah Gladstone

Please stop referring to me as being “alone” when I am clearly walking in a group, simply because I am not attached to a man.

I know that in a lot of ways I am a cultural and ethnic enigma. But discussing my identity all the time can get old. Like, real old, real fast.

Sure, poop capsules sound gross—but they could represent a significant medical industry breakthrough.

Sherlock fans, come on get happy!

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” -Maya Angelou

Lady Gaga, an endangered

In our youth-obsessed society, the elderly are nearly invisible, hovering near the edges of existence.

The ice cream truck may be tainted forever.

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

Leave it to parents to teach us all those pesky lessons in life, like some things are worth more than cookies and swimming pools. (Impossible.)