Sarah Gladstone

News flash from France: Exercise is good for the boobs!

Sure, poop capsules sound gross—but they could represent a significant medical industry breakthrough.

Olympians are the closest thing that humanity has to divine and holy athleticism.

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

Even if those muscles remain mostly unflexed, there is a potential violence that’s present in the flash of a badge or the barrel of a gun.

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News of wars, strife and heartbre

All people may be created equal, but our earwax is not.

Welcome to the self-deluded world of illusory superiority.

Last we checked, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was not Native American.