Sarah Gladstone

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

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Kids see it, we see it, the American people see it: Disney princesses perpetuate an unrealistic portrayal of the female body.

Women who want to wear their hair natural must choose: protect your curls or protect your country. Because apparently, you can’t have it both ways.

Leave it to parents to teach us all those pesky lessons in life, like some things are worth more than cookies and swimming pools. (Impossible.)

This is the funniest movie about abortion that you will probably ever see.

Hot vanilla. Sweet vanilla woman. Break me off a piece of that vanilla girl! Nope. Nobody says that.

News flash from France: Exercise is good for the boobs!

No one wants to have to say, “Shalom! I’m a child of Israel, and you are . . . ?”

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” -Maya Angelou