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Clearly, it does not take long for my over-ambition to turn me from a vision of perfection into a train wreck you can't look away from. Behold, my first week of school splendor, versus my second week of school ineptitude.

Eclipse spending is a real phenomenon! There is hard science to back me up on this. What, you want to see receipts? Fine!

You, dear senators, have been busy trying to bring about the apocalypse, which doesn’t leave a lot of time for self-care.

Whatever you choose to call Trump’s somewhat less-than-presidential-much-less-good words and actions, today is the day to celebrate them by mocking them online. Thankfully (?) Trump has given us plenty of material to work with.

Parenthood is so chaotic that we find ourselves spewing words sometimes that we probably never, ever pictured ourselves saying. Then parenthood happened.

This baby girl eats ice cream like it's her job. We have the video so everyone can scream for ice cream!

14. You believe that being in the pool is basically the same as being in a bath. Chlorine works at least as good as soap.

Recently it came to my attention, by way of my dear other half, that one item in my wardrobe was infinitely worse than sweatpants. Yes, it’s true, I wear crocs