Carrie Saum

I said it. The thing moms are never ever supposed to say. I NEED MORE.

I still wake up every day knowing that no matter how much work I do, as a low-key racist, I will always have more to do. And I’m happy to do it.

This granola, just like my mom’s, is FANTASTIC. The high protein and fiber content will be a great start to your day.

Family is family and long after this president is out of office. Here is how I intend to keep my relationship even though my family loves Trump.

Every year, I recreate my favorite street vendor’s glüwine (pronounced glue-vine), and remember that crazy freedom. I’m instantly transported back to those snowy cobblestone streets, freezing hands and feet, warm belly, and everything tinged with magic even while being naively idiotic.

I knew it was bound to happen.  

But seriously, Babywatchers. STOP IT. It’s none of your business. Commenting on a woman’s body in general without any solicitation from the woman is not only unwanted, it’s inappropriate.

I do this thing that I'm really proud of: 

I eat leftovers.

I have a quote on the home screen of my phone that I put up a year ago.

In an age where we are isolated but still technologically connected, this is important. It’s okay to be alone. It’s okay to be unoccupied.