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The news about Rachel destroyed this whole episode because after she was confirmed as the Next Bachelorette, nothing else mattered. Rachel is The New Queen of Bachelor Nation, her Majesty the real actual winner of this damn show. Twitter exploded with glee as the whole rhapsody trended.
Read...I've been checking out Flex Form technology and Radiant designs where I can get Aztec stripes on my tampon wrappers. But what I really need to know is if there is an overnight pad that doesn't have freaking wings attached to it. I hate wings. These flypaper-level stickiness, rip-the-color-off-your-undies flaps should not be called wings.
Read...Rachel has been stealing all Nick's thunder since this whole season started.
Read...Based On Her Persona, If Corinne Were A Man, She'd Be The Next POTUS
Read...This teensy little Bachelor episode is only an hour long, but it's one enormous, platinum vagine tease from start to finish.
Read...Television has been a pulpit since its invention. And pop culture is like religion in that it can create and govern belief.
Read...I drank caffeine, ate candy, ignored What to Expect While You're Expecting — and nothing bad happened.
Read...Your hometown is not just some rando locale where you grew up. It's your entire identity, basically. It's the setting for your self-made reality: "This is who I am," chirps Raven. That's why Nick just goes with "Milwaukee" instead of saying godforsaken "Waukesha" when the cops grill him about where he's from. Because Nick is someplace you've heard of. We go muddin,' go to church, go shopping, and go to school with the four remaining bachelorettes on the ever-illuminating Hometown dates.
Read...Time for "The Women Tell All" Which Usually Gets Its Own Episode, But Whatever, ABC, Let's Do This. This is actually a Corinne Rally. And it's pretty terrifying to see "Make America Corinne Again" hats and T-shirts and a bunch of "I LOVE RAQUEL" signs because . . . a reality show star is actually president right now. Remember? This is how it starts! And we don't need a bunch of additional political angst right now. Because if Corinne decides to run, you know they'll vote for her.
Read...Josephine sang us out on Episode 3 with a self-styled show tune she performed for Nick.
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