Rebekah Kuschmider

Friends, I would like to announce that we have reached Peak Fall. How do I know this? Because I have discovered that there is pumpkin spice flavored vodka.

Who doesn’t dream of retiring from their day job and relocating to the Caribbean? Well, soon the dolphins at the National Aquarium in Baltimore will get to do just that.

We will not be having our first woman president and I, for one, must grieve. A dream deferred.

Nike is getting ready to debut a line of sport hijabs for Muslim athletes.

The SSRI I took didn’t have as dramatic an effect as my stimulants did, but it allowed me to laugh and love life again and still managed to take the rough edges off my concentration.

Probably the person having the worst week in the U.S. is the guy who tried to grab a handful of Taylor Swift.

Massachusetts couple Lauri and Cari Ryding came home from vacation to find their porch a mess. Someone had egged their house. They were targeted because they’re gay — the vandals made their hate apparent by also stealing the Ryding’s rainbow flag.

The truth is out there, and only one presidential candidate wants you to know what it is. And that candidate is Hillary Clinton!

And you can even bring your dog to the dog!

It was only a matter of time before virtual reality brought us the sex toy of the future. That time, apparently, is now.