Rebekah Kuschmider

Today’s #FurballFriday is brought to you courtesy of my children.

I can’t use this space today for quirky news blurbs. Instead, I want to remind us all of our fundamental right to have the America we want — and how we can get it.

There’s another entrepreneur out there who wants to teach us to masturbate better, too. And they’re ready to send smart-tech into our vaginas to make it happen.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!

If you answered can, please go to Houston. People need your help. Hurricane Harvey is a catastrophic situation.

They unmanned a man using manhood. They dicked the dick.

Probably the person having the worst week in the U.S. is the guy who tried to grab a handful of Taylor Swift.

Remember a couple of weeks ago when we got all excited to find out that the

Women I’ve known with breast cancer are willing to go through screening, diagnosis, and treatment once — and only once.

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