Rebekah Kuschmider

BOOM, GOP. Try talking smack about the guy who got the death penalty for homegrown terrorist, Timothy McVeigh. Dare ya!

Yeah, no. No one wants their bottle of body wash to look like their actual body.

Today’s #FurballFriday is brought to you courtesy of my children.

Earlier this week, the Trump administration decided that the most pressing issue on their plates is where school children pee.

Attendees of the Sanders event stood along the street when Clinton’s motorcade arrived and threw 1,000 $1 bills at her vehicle. Twitter was alight with notices about “making it rain” on Hillary’s car. I have questions.

Ah, the oh-so-common slippery slope idea. If same sex marriages are to be legal, why not other kinds of marriages? Why not polygamy or polyandry or marriage to animals or that lady who married a roller coaster?

For those living in poverty, accessing menstrual supplies can be a true crisis. That’s why it’s so damn brilliant and compassionate that lawmakers New York City are proposing programs that will make menstrual supplies free and available in public schools, and homeless shelters.

“Sometimes a lady has to be told when she’s being nasty.”

I can’t use this space today for quirky news blurbs. Instead, I want to remind us all of our fundamental right to have the America we want — and how we can get it.

It doesn’t even get to the biggest question: when will airlines start offering complimentary cocktails at all price points?