Rebekah Kuschmider

This election season so far has raised a series of questions.

One hopes that the tweet was composed by a 19-year-old intern who thought it would make his frat buddies laugh when he goes back for the fall semester. One also hopes that an adult sent said intern packing the minute he clicked “tweet.”

I can’t speak for all feminists but I don’t have any guns for two reasons. First, I don’t hunt because I don’t want to eat any of the kinds of meat one can shoot in my region. Second, I have little kids. I know some people think having a gun around is a great way to protect little kids from potential threats but I see them as threats in and of themselves.

For all of us who have wished we could be hooked up to an IV of coffee, the moment may have arrived! No, your doctor isn’t willing to install a PIC line for you to hook up to an urn at your local Starbucks. Instead, some entrepreneurs are crowd-funding to produce a bracelet that administers a steady stream of transdermal caffeine.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!

It doesn’t even get to the biggest question: when will airlines start offering complimentary cocktails at all price points?

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear collars and leashes.

Breaking! Breaking! Ben & Jerry’s is introducing a line of non-dairy frozen desserts!

This past weekend, a dog wandering the streets of Elkmont, AL came across a half marathon and started trotting along with the runners.

Hi. Happy Super Tuesday. Did you get out and vote if your state is holding a primary today? Good, good.