Rebekah Kuschmider

Attention: vegans, friends with food allergies, and people who love to eat raw batter! You are about to have the best weekend ever!

ERMEHGERD! HERRY PERTTER!!!!!!!!!!

“The reason cats are so pissy is they’re God’s perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them” - Da

Oklahoma is NOT OK. At least, not for people who want full reproductive autonomy.

The Obamas are meeting with the Queen Elizabeth II of England this week in honor of her 90th birthday. They gave her a custom photo album with pictures of the Queen with past Presidents and First Ladies.

The revolution will be tweeted. By scientists.

Your body is smart as hell and it does not want you to die. If you start depriving it of fuel, it will slow down the rate at which you burn fuel and step up the desire to provide it with more fuel. In others words, you’ll burn fewer calories and you’ll be hungry all the time.

Drop the douchebag, folks. Your vagina will thank you.

First of all, it seems practically criminal that they don’t call the device a joystick. I mean, really? Really.

Grab your iPhones and launch the app store! There’s a new emoji keyboard out there, and you are going to want to grab it!