Rebekah Kuschmider

See, sex requires everyone in the room be on board for whatever is happening. Some people like to think that they’re so in tune with their partner that they know what they can do and what they can’t do, but that’s a dangerous supposition. At any moment during a sexual encounter, something can change. Consent can be withdrawn.

Phyllis Schlafly, a beneficiary of feminism, died Monday at the age of 92. She was surrounded by her family.

There’s going to be a shake-up in the Avengers universe — and the new Iron Man is going to be an Iron Woman. Also? She’s Black.

Allegedly, Botox in the scrotum can relax the scrotal sack and allow the balls to drop more, making them look more prominent. It also makes the scrotum less wrinkly. The guy in the video was pleased with the results and said his girlfriend was pleased as well. Same with the guy in Cosmo. So, that’s two happy customers who were willing to share their experience with the world wide web.

So why are you still sitting here reading this? Get up! Grab your keys! Go get a doughnut!

PornHub has announced the upcoming launch of BangFit, a phone app that — you guessed it — helps you get fit by banging.

I love communications technology. Luuurrrvvvvveee it.

You know how humans sometimes put out in order to pay their rent? Well, penguins put out to get building materials for their nests.

There’s a long history of law enforcement honoring the sanctity of a house of worship and refusing to conduct raids on them, no matter who is inside. This gives asylum seekers time to find a way to establish legal status.

I don’t want to know what it looks like. I want to know about it.