Rebekah Kuschmider

My new goal for this summer is to get my hands on Winecream. I’ll let you know if it’s as magical as I think it will be.

The year is 2017. Women have been entitled to all the rights of citizenship for 98 years.

Breaking! Breaking! Ben & Jerry’s is introducing a line of non-dairy frozen desserts!

If the first line of your personal dating profile reads: “Must love combovers, bankruptcy court, and misogyny,” have I got good news for you! There is now a special dating site just for singles who support Donald Trump.

There is a product on the market called The Little Rooster that you tuck into your undies at night, and in the morning, it starts vibrating on your clitoris to wake you up.

“Sometimes a lady has to be told when she’s being nasty.”

One hopes that the tweet was composed by a 19-year-old intern who thought it would make his frat buddies laugh when he goes back for the fall semester. One also hopes that an adult sent said intern packing the minute he clicked “tweet.”

We all know that presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump’s favorite subject is Donald Trump.

A guy named Dave Johnson swears up and down that the Ramsey family staged the whole thing and then went on to live new lives as the Perry family. He cites Katy Perry’s eyebrows as proof. "You know, the eyebrows don't change much on a person," he claims. "You're born with your eyebrows.”

Woohoo! Sex is good for your brain! IT’S SCIENCE!