Rebekah Kuschmider

Given the current gulf between the two candidates in terms of primaries and delegates won, it’s pretty safe to say that we’re looking at a Trump nomination.

“Sometimes a lady has to be told when she’s being nasty.”

OMG, y’all. This has been a week.

And you can even bring your dog to the dog!

Women are a big topic in politics. Whether you’re the first viable female presidential candidate, stumping for paid parental leave, campaigning on reducing access to abortion, or — if you're Donald Trump — talking about female reporters being on their period, the topic of women is inescapable on the campaign trail. You can't win an election without women. Well, women voters.

But can you win an election without any women on your senior staff?

It doesn’t even get to the biggest question: when will airlines start offering complimentary cocktails at all price points?

If the preparations for the athletes are any indication, the Olympic Village may be one sexy spot!

“I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last man on earth!”

There is a product on the market called The Little Rooster that you tuck into your undies at night, and in the morning, it starts vibrating on your clitoris to wake you up.

Do you want a man known for calling people “losers” to be sitting at a table with all the major economic powers in the world and trying to work out international trade deals or arms agreements? Or do you think he’d offend everyone in the room so much that he’d turn us into a global pariah?