Rebekah Kuschmider

So. The election. Yeah.

This year, as a special treat from Mother Nature, who appears to be pro-choice, there will be a blizzard bearing down on DC as the marchers do their anti-choice thing. Now, I’m a long time DC area resident. I’ve seen a lot of these marches, and there are a few things I know:

Aside from the physical and psychological toll these injuries take, they also leave many combat veterans unable to have children without medical assistance. The problem becomes even more complicated when they discover that the VA doesn’t cover IVF.

Yeah. That’s the higher education issue that’s of most concern to the citizens of the United States: race conscious admissions policies. Investigating ways to give white people more chances to sue colleges that make a point of admitting people of color doesn't sound racist at all...

In the midst of a week that’s been rife with sadness and confusion, I am pleased to present to you a story that is unequivocally happy. A fairy tale ending, if you will.

Wanna vape? You’re gonna need ID for that.

Hopeful readers, may I present to you, the three-time mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota: DUKE!

Buckle up folks, the Senate Democrats just announced they have enough members opposing confirmation of

Ever feel sick of it all? Want to run away from home?

Probably the person having the worst week in the U.S. is the guy who tried to grab a handful of Taylor Swift.