Winona Dimeo-Ediger

Winona,

Listen, we all have "bills" to pay and "jobs" to do and "families" to spend quality time with, but I'm going to tell you something right now and I

Oh my god check out those shoes. Those are uuuuugly! They look like a lizard swallowed a horse hoof and then molted. Not cute

Toss back half a bottle of merlot while watching “Daredevil.” Pause it for a pee break. Glance in bathroom mirror, notice bangs are getting slightly unruly.

Guys, let's review some of the reasons that woman you've never met might not feel like chatting, shall we?

"Cute dress!" "This? I literally found it in a dumpster behind Baja Fresh."

Including: public transit inversion pose and heart-opening "shut up, mom" pose.

Pinterest: “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.”
Me: Wait, so maybe I should carry an umbrella, in case it rains and I want to dance?

Here are a few tips for managing a major style transition without going bankrupt/insane.

"If you’re not married, you’re doomed. This is such a load of BS. Relationship timelines are complicated and unpredictable and unique to each of us. There’s no age that determines your romantic future. Women don’t have an expiration date."