Winona Dimeo-Ediger

All the skimpy clothes that come along with this time of year give me anxiety.

Ever had an imagined conversation with optimism? Yeah, me too.

Clean eating is so passe, you guys. It’s time to get on board the newest trend: dirty eating!

Make a u-turn into the darkest recesses of your psyche. Wonder about your life purpose: Were you put on earth to stare at computer screens and pay bills and die? Cringe while imagining what your idealistic college self would think of you now. Conclude that your life lacks creativity and meaning and simple joys.

If you don’t have a pair of pixie pants, girl, you need to get a pair of pixie pants.

But my God, have you read a celebrity gossip rag recently? They make Vogue and InStyle seem like forward-thinking beacons of body positivity and intersectional feminism.

"I’ve been on three rollercoasters in my life. I hated every second of all of them."

Our resident aesthetic ace—with an assist from Drake—offers fashion advice to our Canadian writer Anne, who's sick of the cold and her clothes.

Winona,

Half the fun (or maybe more than half? Maybe all the fun, actually) of going to the gym is getting decked out in cute workout clothes.