Winona Dimeo-Ediger

12. Was someone just like, “I have a great idea: let’s shave part of a goat and then kind of ball up the hair and glue a pin on the back and call it a goat hair brooch”?

Seriously, I’m usually a “six sugars and a ton of cream” girl, but I drink Kao Jai black!

Winona,

A couple years ago, I started down a path of living a more natural, eco-friendly lifestyle.

Our fierce fashion ace Winona Rose helps our editor Katie Tandy avoid the purgatory of endless Old Navy trousers.

You don’t have to compromise on music or air conditioning temperature or snack break times. It’s just you, your car, and the open road. Ah, freedom!

All the skimpy clothes that come along with this time of year give me anxiety.

You’re washing dishes or sorting laundry or grocery shopping, half-listening to a random Pandora station when it happens: Your favorite song from 7th grade starts playing.

Will you ever find a chair you like? Are there any good chairs left in this world? Why are so many people in your neighborhood attempting to sell “lightly used” sex chairs? What is a sex chair?

5. You start feeling insecure about the distinct lack of rappers in your social circle.